Oops! Some times I'm too clever for my own good! I hadn't thought of hardware referring to computers. (On the other hand, I don't really get the one about "burn your Christmas dinner," either. That would imply the stoves section, which ain't it.)
Let's try another bit of Bad Poetry!
Continuing our quest, we say in defiance,
"Surrender to us your brand-new appliance!"
"We don't want a stove or something spontaneous!"
"Bring us a thing that's quite miscellaneous!"
Yeah, that's bad. That's
really bad!
Oh, and note that on that web page, there's a field that has its own scroll bar. You need to stretch your window pretty wide to see it. To get to the bottom of it on my 1024x768 screen, I had to scroll down the whole window a bit, and then scroll down the field, and then back to the main window to scroll down some more, and finally back to the field.