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miros1
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Post Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:49 pm
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Words of Wisdom By Maxine

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Life" "Life is like an oven. It burns my a**!"

Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I
want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works
much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

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Post Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:55 pm
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Rolling on the Floor Laughing The one on the Perfect Man was........perfect.
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:22 pm
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Rolling on the Floor Laughing

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Post Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:02 pm
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I found these by coral Oldie

In later years Coral became well-known for a series of witticisms, some
of which were published in The Sim Daily Shopper when they couldn't fill
enough space with wedding announcements and classified ads. Her favorites:

On President Bush: "Proof Darwin was wrong."

On aging: "When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, think of algebra."

On wisdom: "There are three kinds of people in this world: those who
learn by reading, those who learn by observation, and those who have to
pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves."

More on wisdom: "After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."

On hospitality: "All I have to do is making ******* plate of
sandwiches and half the ***** neighborhood rings my ***** doorbell."
miros1
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Post Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:29 pm
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Lol, those are good too!

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