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Delia vs The Real Woman
naughty10382
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Post Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:30 pm
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Not sure if Americans know who Delia Smith is, basically she is a very famous cook - quite traditional, and has had a lot of recipe books etc... found this on another site and thought it was funny...

Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way
Tescos sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh*t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t.

Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?


and finally the most important tip

Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine for use in casseroles and sauces.

The Real Woman's Way
Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!
Greg
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Post Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:50 pm
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Rolling on the Floor Laughing

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Post Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:17 am
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They're a riot! :laughing5:

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Post Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:23 pm
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Very funny! Thank you!
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Post Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:52 pm
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Rolling on the Floor Laughing That was hilarious. I just had to copy it.
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