Tales of Happy Valley
Chapter 273: Aunt Karen
Arthur and Karen sat together on the bus on the way home. He enjoyed the envious glowers he was getting from all the other guys on the bus as they whispered off-color jokes to each other.
When they got home to Arthur's place, they decided to unwind before going face-down in their schoolwork. He was surprised to discover that he really didn't need to work up his courage to ask her to dance.
Be careful of that knee, Karen!
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He found that he
really liked watching her move. This was not exactly a new revelation since all the guys would pass signals any time she was dancing at a school dance or some spot downtown on the weekends, but it was the first time he experienced the phenomenon from up close with a license to watch.
She seemed to have a unique ability to move that luscious bod without bouncing all over the place, a feat all the more impressive since it was fairly obvious that certain body parts had no visible means of support. He found this to be both intriguing and mesmerizing, and wondered where she learned it.
He didn't have to wonder long, though. While they were dancing, she leaned toward him (
Nirvana!) and said, "This is fun, Arthur! It's the first time I've danced with a guy who wasn't my father or my sister's husband!"
He thought about it. Yup; he could not remember seeing her dance with anybody but girls. Did she even
date? "Wow! So they taught you to dance?"
"Well, really my mom and my sister taught me to dance."
"Oh right!" he said. "Your sister is married to my father!"
"He sure is! He's a great brother-in-law, too! Hey, I think that would make me your aunt!"
"I'm not entirely comfortable with that thought."
"Oh, but only by marriage!" she said.
Before he could think of a clever reply, she launched into a particularly complex set of maneuvers, spinning around in time to the music and giving him a tour of all that was worth ogling about Karen.
Her zipper pull beckoned.
The most disturbing thing about Karen's garb was the zipper pull. Already more than halfway down, the large silver ring bounced along with the rest of her, beckoning his attention. He couldn't help but fantasize about being just a quick yank away from paradise.
That was when it dawned on him.
"You know, I really like you, Karen," he said. "I mean, I really,
really like you--"
She danced closer and dimpled into a devastating smile. "I really like you, too, Arthur."
"But--"
"But not in a first-kiss kind of way?"
"Um--"
"That's OK," she said. "I think I feel it, too. I mean, you're really nice and very smart and totally cute--"
"And you're the hottest babe in the whole school!"
"Why, thank you, sir! You're welcome to look! I work for it!"
"But I don't understand," he said. "I mean, I
like to look! And the way you move, it makes me, um--"
"Horny?"
He felt a blush coming on. "Well, yeah."
"Good! That means it works!"
"But if I think you're so sexy, then why don't I think of you in a first-kiss kind of way?"
"I dunno. It could be because technically I
am your aunt, though we've never been that kind of family-close before. But I don't really think it's because we think of each other as family. It's just that you're waiting for someone and you don't know who she is yet."
"And so are you."
"Yes. And so am I."
"But I still like to look at you."
She maneuvered him into a strange dance step where they were back to back, holding hands. She looked over her shoulder and asked, "Is that all? Anything else you like?"
He thought about it while he tried to match her moves. "Yeah, there's lots more to it. I enjoy your company. You're not so scary up close."
"
Me? Scary?"
"Yup. All the guys at a school are afraid of you."
"Hmm. Afraid of being rejected."
"Yeah."
"Perhaps appropriately so. I'm like you, Arthur. I'm still waiting for Mr. First Kiss to come along, and I don't think I've met him yet. Or at least if he has, I haven't got to know him very well."
"But you will!"
"Yes, I'll know him when I meet him. I'm sure of that! I just hope he knows it too!"